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Post by FireFoxx87 Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:22 pm

Someone's bound to make something like this so I'll go ahead and start things off. I'm mostly posting all these so I don't have to repeat them again and again at work. All of this stuff is headset since you all know I dominate the headset a lot LOL

1.
(An old one that never dies XD)
*customer stops calling out his/her order*
Me: Anything else for today?
Customer: Yes
*10 second silence*
Me: Go ahead
Customer: That's all!

2. Customer: What comes in an entry? (entree)

3. (I'm sure everyone's aware of the maximum 2 orders in drive-thru)
This customer driving a Lake Norman Toyota car informs me of three orders, which I kindly state we can only take two in drive-thru. He gets pissed and orders the first two and pays at the window. While doing that he gives us the third order on a pink slip of paper reading:

"#1, Value Size, Sweet Tea, extra mayo. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GEEZUS EXTRA MAYO!!!"

He then drives around the building and orders exactly what he gave us on the notecard.

4. (Andy's favorite)

*operating on a "out of milkshake base day"*
Customer: Yes I'd like a chocolate milkshake!
Me: I'm sorry our milkshake machine isn't functioning today
Customer: BYAHHH!!!!

More LOLz to come
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Post by Tshirt Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:31 pm

ok i got one. i was working window and martin was on headset. and this Indian dude came up and before i could ask if he wanted any sauce he's like is there any bbq in here. I say no and handed him some. then he flipped out asking me what i'd do if he went home and didn't have bbq. and i couldn't understand half of what he was saying but he asked if i was in kindergarten and said something about half ass. then he wanted to talk to a manager so I got rob and rob talked to him. and apparently everyone that works at the chicken is rude according to that dude. It was pretty awesome.
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Post by liuzzo Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:31 pm

hah man!!

okay i think i've got some of the stupidest questions..
I was on headset one day and this lady comes on and she orders her food and then she's like "oh, and instead of the IceDream cone...can i get it with ice cream?"

and the infamous:
"What's the difference between the three and four count?"
me: "um. one..." o.O

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Post by FireFoxx87 Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:40 pm

liuzzo wrote:"What's the difference between the three and four count?"
me: "um. one..." o.O
Oh wow LOL, that reminds me of me being asked the difference between nuggets and strips on front line.
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Post by liuzzo Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:27 pm

Laughing

people are stupid sometimes

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Post by hannah Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:25 am

i remember the thomas story...

that guy was craaaazyyyy.

but nobody has had a worse experience than me with having to clean up pee and vommit.

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Post by Tshirt Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:14 pm

I had to clean some kids piss before, but i haven't cleaned anyone's up chuck yet. but these aren't really things I want to brag about.
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Post by liuzzo Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:56 pm

hannah wrote:i remember the thomas story...

that guy was craaaazyyyy.

but nobody has had a worse experience than me with having to clean up pee and vommit.

ooh. i almost had to clean up vomit one day..but i made Cassie do it...(this was a while ago)....if i see it..i'll do it.

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Post by Tshirt Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:30 pm

So I don't know why but when i'm on front line all the costumers come to me. Even when there's 2 other people on front line and i'm down by the ice cream they come to me. It's kinda cool sometimes, but most of the time i don't want to talk to people.

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Post by Kimberly Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:19 am

it's because you are hot stuff thomas.....who wouldn't want to come to you
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Post by liuzzo Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:42 am

no double meaning there at all...

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Post by Tshirt Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:24 pm

I don't get it. what's the double meaning? Wink

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Post by liuzzo Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:59 pm

well if you don't know what it is, i'm not going to tell you

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Post by Tshirt Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:50 pm

come on, you can tell me. Very Happy

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Post by liuzzo Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:09 pm

nah.

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Post by Tshirt Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:59 am

Yeah come on, you know you want to?

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